ShoutHope!

A friend and a cousin visited me on Thursday night. On next day there was holiday for Kashmir day so they decided to stay late at my place. When it was 12:45am, they finally decided to leave and I walked them to the bus stop. I was surprised to see that shopkeepers were shutting down the shutters and the traffic on the road was very few. And I thought, hey, this isn’t my city. Then, I recalled yes, there is some tension going on between three political parties in my city. I guess, I’ve underestimated that “some tension” as quite a number of people have died during the on-going tension.

In my opinion, the tension is an on-going one because the three political parties in my city have let loose their representatives who apparently feed on human blood and flesh. I guess they can’t be blamed for that as the said politicians were apparently born to the parents who had a liking of human blood.

I have an idea for the blood thirsty animals, i mean politicians. I can understand that you can’t help but to feed on human blood as this is yours, your children’s, your wives’, and your parents’ only meal. How about you don’t have people killed in karachi for your meal, instead you appeal to the citizens of Karachi to start donating their blood in Fatmid or Hussaini blood banks for your meal?

Trust me, you can get constant, easy supply of your food this way as you don’t have to work hard to kill people and get your food.

I am sure that Karachiites will be happy to help you with your food and they will request to Fatmid and Hussaini blood banks to open special branches where they can donate blood for you. All food (and provocative liquid for your horny parents) problems solved, huh?

Please let me know whether you agree with the suggestion or not. If you are a politician, please imagine what great supply of your food you will be getting before you post your comments.

A well wisher of the blood-thirsty politicians

IKS